arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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