Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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