I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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