At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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