Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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