is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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