kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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