He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Rumble strips road head = magical
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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