He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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