he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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