why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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