Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Banned from zoo.
Again?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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