you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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