I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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