this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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