Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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