Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
are you so shy because you have an std?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
