His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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