She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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