you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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