why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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