So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Randomize
