let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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