i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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