It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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