we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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