its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's just like the Real World with babies
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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