Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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