what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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