fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
