i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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