im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
