The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toyâ€
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