Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
