If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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