do herpes really smell.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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