yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
