i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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