in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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