Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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