sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
my liver is dry heaving
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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