ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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