When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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