u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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