i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
third nipple confirmed
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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