I don't think brook has ever known best
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
sex in a hospital.. check
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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