Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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