He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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