Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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