She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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