ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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