sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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