I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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