Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I need to calm my uterus...
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
