im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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