Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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