through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
