1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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